is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
weedwhacking
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
weedwhacking
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so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures
then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her
no one tops my grandma tbh
sewing game too strong
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Smells like 2005.
01. Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani 02. Don’t Cha - The Pussycat Dolls 03. Gold Digger - Kanye West 04. Mr. Brightside 05. Since You’ve Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson 06. Don’t Phunk WIth My Heart - Black Eyed Peas 07. Get Back - Ludacris 08. Shake It Off - Mariah Carey 09. Beautiful Soul - Jess McCartney 10. Daughters - John Mayer 11. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day 12. 1,2 Step - Ciara 13. Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz 14. Speed of Sound - Coldplay 15. Best of You - Foo Fighters 16. Sugar, We’re Going Down - Fall Out Boy 17. Just The Girl - The Click Five 18. Beverly Hills - Weezer 19. Untitled - Simple Plan 20. Lonely - Akon 21. Incomplete - Backstreet Boys 22. Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) - Eamon 23. Let Me Love You - Mario 24. Boyfriend - Ashely Simpson 25. Confessions of a Broken Heart - Lindsay Lohan 26. She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 27. Check on It - Beyonce 28. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas 29. Baby, I’m Back - Akon & Baby Bash 30. Drop It Like It’s Hot - Snoop Dogg & Pharrell Williams 31. Grind With Me - Pretty Ricky 32. Candy Shop - 50 Cent 33. Wait (The Whisper Song) - Ying Yang Twins 34. I’m Sprung - T-Pain 35. We Be Burin’ - Sean Paul 36. Hung Up - Madonna 37. Everytime We Touch - Cascada 38. Dirty Little Secret - The All-American Rejects 39. Hoilday - Green Day 40. Helena - My Chemical Romance 41. Run It- Chris Brown 42. Pon De Replay - RIhanna 43. These Words (I Love You) - Natasha Bedingfield 44. You’re Beautiful - James Blunt 45. When I’m Gone - Eminem 46. We Belong Together - Mariah Carey [LISTEN]
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I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
that would be so fucking convenient
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i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
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mychoruscameoutunrehearsed asked: Listen to many, speak to a few. - William Shakespeare :)
I like simple little quotes like that. They speak volumes in so few words:3 <3
Beyond the lies, beneath the deception, the truth will surface.
Magnolia Pictures has debuted the trailer for the chilling Sundance documentary Blackfish, directed Gabriela Cowperthwaite, about orcas in captivity.
Holy shit.
OKAY, WE NEED TO REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT AN ANIMAL PERSON, YOUR FOLLOWERS NEED TO SEE THIS. ESPECIALLY DURING THE HEIGHT OF VACATION SEASON. DO NOT SUPPORT SEA PARKS WITH CAPTIVE WHALES. IT’S NOT ENVIRONMENTAL PROPAGANDA (I can’t believe I even used those words) IT’S A REAL ISSUE AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF PROOF, IT’S A MATTER OF COVERING IT UP AND IGNORING IT!
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wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:
How this scene should have gone
If you don’t get it, say it out loud
HA
That took me 5 minutes…
I LAUGHED UNCONTROLLABLY FOR SO LONG
I dont get it???
SAY IT OUT LOUD.
PEEING.
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
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How did I end up with so many ships, jesus christ
At first it was like
and now it’s just like
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My favorite thing to do is to text people that comment on Justin Bieber’s instagram pictures begging him to text them
I found a new hobby.
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i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
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BEING IN A LOT OF FANDOMS IS REALLY CONFUSING BECAUSE IF YOU SAY ‘aww, john’ YOU COULD BE TALKING ABOUT JOHN WATSON OR JOHN WINCHESTER MAYBE EVEN JOHN EGBERT AND DONT FORGET JOHN BARROWMAN
green
Don’t forget John snowthe struggle is real guys
there are way too many johns
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we are the future
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Okay so, the Doctor is from out of space but does he only breathe oxygen like everyone else? Does Gallifrey have an atmosphere like Earth’s? Because I’d never thought about it before now but he seems to be struggling just as much as everyone else and he does seem to have the same basic anatomy as a human, other than the two hearts.
Anyone care to answer?
Gallifrey’s atmosphere is 77% Nitrogen, 21% Oxygen and 2% other, which means that it’s similar to Earth’s atmosphere, but it’s a bit thinner.
The Doctor needs oxygen as well, but Time Lords have a raspiratory bypass system that allows them to go without breathing for a longer time span than humans.Most fandoms have some pretty deep canon. The Doctor Who fandom can tell you the concentrations of gas in the atmosphere of the home planet of the main character. DW Fandom > Your fandom
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